Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with a weight-lifting regime, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a nuisance to various lawyers I met recently, my day often feels wasted from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Fully! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
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I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with a weight-lifting regime, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a nuisance to various lawyers I met recently, my day often feels wasted from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Fully! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
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1 comment:
Obviously the stresses of disposing of junk, moving house and discovering an American reading Burns is all a bit too much for my big Sis. Time to call men with white coats and van with square wheels.
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