Evening classes for men

AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL WELCOME

(Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants)

The course covers two days, lunch will be provided, as will instructions on how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you.
Topics covered on this course include:

DAY ONE
TOILET ROLLS : DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with laundry basket (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY : DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?Debate amongst a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote - Helpline and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS : DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH : BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation and anger management

LIVING WITH ADULTS : BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Role playing and slideshow

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary

GETTING OVER IT : LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available (male counsellors sadly unavailable-none passed training course)

Hurry and make your booking, only a few places left - Ian, Rob, Jamie, Dan, Ben and Xavier already signed up!