I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'
And the other guy says: 'So what are you up to?' What kind of question is that?
At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?' Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then I hear the guy say nervously... 'Listen, I'll have to call you back.. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!'
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Reminds me of our toilet humour.
I wanted to buy some new knickers in the sales. So to keep Rory involved while I searched the sale rails (Rory detests shopping with avengence), I said
“have a look there, if you find any pants for a pound I’ll have them”
Next day we were in the toilets at the cinema (in unknown places he prefers to come to toilet with me)
I had finished my business and was pulling up my pants.
“Is that your new pound pants” says Rory
“yes”
“They are lovely, look more like £1.50 pants”
Washing our hands the lady beside me, who had been in the next door cubicle, said that was hysterical the best toilet conversation she had heard!
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